Heretics & Schismatics

Some mottoes for our separated brethren:

* Seventh-Day Adventists - "We worship on the wrong day!"

* Presbyterians - "The Word made flesh is now made word again"

* Anglicans - "Replacing 'I believe' with 'One does feel'"

* Mormons - "Ye shall be as gods"

* Snake-handlin' sects in the U.S. of A. - "If the good Lord had approved of foreign tongues, He wouldn't have written the Bible in English"

(With apologies to the late Mgr Ronald Knox, et al.)