Showing posts with label Monks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Monks. Show all posts

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Then and Now

One of my housemates has been reading a book about early Catholic Australia.  Readers outside of Oz may not know that, despite the initial Catholic portion of the settlers being nearly all Irish, and mostly convicts, the first bishops and many priests sent to minister to them were not Irish - but English Benedictines.  

Unfortunately, but perhaps all too understandably, the grand dream of turning Catholic Australia into a monastic stronghold faded - there were never enough vocations either from England or among the Australian settlers to sustain the Benedictine vision, and in the end, even St Mary's Cathedral in Sydney, which had been for many decades a Benedictine abbey in name if not in fact, was given over to the triumphant Irish secular clergy, to the delight of the new generation of Irish bishops that replaced those first Benedictine prelates, like Polding, Ullathorne (who returned to England), and Vaughan.

Now to the issue at hand: a quotation from the Benedictine Journal of 1845 describes

'the splendour of the ceremonies in St. Mary's' especially of the sung High Mass and Vespers, which... also attracted many Protestants 'if not for prayer at least to look on and admire the magnificence of the sacred ceremonies'.

Of course, back then Anglicans scarcely even sang hymns, making their pre-Oxford Movement Sunday 'liturgy' horribly intolerable and boring compared to the numinous pomp of the Roman Mass.

'...the magnificence of the sacred ceremonies'

Consider, contrariwise, what one would find in a Catholic parish to-day: as my mate said, "Probably a B-grade Protestant service" - with bad preaching, bad reading, and awful singing.  The Irish have triumphed indeed!

To be fair, however, a Protestant coming to St Mary's in 2008 would still find a fairly grand liturgy, with an excellent choir and quite some liturgical splendour; having served there myself a few years back, I can attest to this.  

Also, way back when, a Low Mass would probably have seemed mysterious, but not quite magnificent to a visitor: I must say, it's the High Mass that displays real splendour even to the untutored eye; the sacred mutter of the Low Mass takes a bit of getting used to.  And recall also the suspicion with which all things Popish were regarded - as Dix relates in The Shape of the Liturgy (p.145f),

...I remember that my own grandmother, a devout Wesleyan, believed to her dying day that at the Roman Catholic mass the priest let a crab loose upon the altar, which it was his mysterious duty to prevent from crawling sideways into the view of the congregation.  (Hence the gestures of the celebrant.)  How she became possessed of this notion, or what she supposed eventually happened to the crustacean I never discovered.  But she affirmed with the utmost sincerity that she had once with her own eyes actually watched this horrible rite in progress; and there could be no doubt of the deplorable effect that solitary visit to a Roman Catholic church had had on her estimate of Roman Catholics in general, though she was the soul of charity in all things else.  To all suggestions that the mass might be intended as some sort of holy communion service she replied with the wise and gentle pity of the fully-informed for the ignorant.

This may explain why to this day in Sydney the local Anglican leaders (of that sort of churchmanship best described as 'lower than a snake's belly', to quote a High Churchman) refuse any and all invitations to attend Mass!

Friday, December 12, 2008

Save the World - Get Thee to a Monastery


The Bard's advice stands: "Get thee to a nunnery!" (Hamlet, III, 1).

And of course, this must apply to menfolk too: to a monastery (or hermitage - vide infra) go.

Why?

Well, apart from saving one's immortal soul, one will also help to save the world from its own destruction.

It is obvious that, accepting for the moment the threat of climate change brought on by human production of carbon dioxide et al., the Catholic Church - as always - has the best of answers: don't make the planet a worse China by spreading filthy contraception and forced not just free abortion, don't impose abhorrent government controls on everything - instead, wisely, lovingly, freely take a vow of celibacy, and of poverty, thus stopping all manner of pollution and economic exploitation by electing to live a "sustainable livestyle" in an austere monastery, simultaneously satisfying the most rigorous tenets of social justice (as by doling out food and clothing to the poor at the monastery gate, kissing and bandaging their stinking wounds, instructing the ignorant children of local yokels, accepting same as child oblates, etc.).  Even the monastery crops will be organic - whatever that means.


Think of what a help a vast influx of lay brothers and extern sisters would be to respective monasteries and nunneries - by the labour of their hands (which are carbon-neutral) much of good will be accomplished.  Arbeit macht frei.

Franciscans in particular will rejoice at this eco-piety gone mad.

If, as in the Buddhist theocracy that was Tibet of old, a large fraction of the earth's people were to flee to monasteries, all problems of burgeoning population and continual growth of industry would be solved - instead, the world would enter a "steady state", even a genteel decline, thus obviating all threats of global warming and suchlike disasters, and conserving remaining fossil fuels for burning millennia hence to avert the next Ice Age - if Our Lord still hasn't shown up by then...

And if all this doesn't succeed in stopping the runaway Greenhouse Effect, at least we'll all be organized ready to do penance and pray as the end of the world comes to pass.

Think of it as living "Into Great Silence" - the extended version...

Per omnia sæcula sæculorum.  Amen.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Help Monks, Drink Beer

Every child at catechism should have to memorize important points – the four marks of the Church, for example (One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic).    But moreover every adult should learn of the seven Trappist Beers; for every tipple drunk benefits a monk.  While I've had Orval, and will investigate the other rarer sorts when I can, Rochefort's strong beer is a favourite (to be used sparingly), and above all I like to drink Chimay - best in its 750ml bottles, of course; and for Easter, a nice 1.5l magnum of it.  Some Chimay last night went down very well with dinner, especially since I have one of the proper glasses (as pictured).  
In case any puritans or wowsers see this and purse their lips, I append a translation of the blessing of beer from the Roman Ritual ("for every creature of God is good, and nothing to be rejected that is received with thanksgiving; for it is sanctified by the word of God and prayer" - I Tim. iv, 4. 5):


V/.  Our help is in the name of the Lord.
R/.  Who made heaven and earth.
V/.  The Lord be with you.
R/.  And with thy spirit.

Let us pray.

Lord, bless + this creature, beer, which by thy kindness and power hath been produced from kernels of grain, and let it be a healthful drink for mankind: grant that whoever drinks it with thanksgiving to thy holy name may find it a help in body and in soul; through Christ our Lord.  R/.  Amen.

(The beer is then sprinkled with holy water.)